The islands have their own way of doing things, and that includes a particular - shall we say - relaxed attitude toward time. Might you be someone who thrives in that environment?
Set expectations early. Everyone who sees this tee shirt will know that you're operating about a half step late and a full step more relaxed than everyone else.
Take a deep breath. You're wearing an ultra-soft tee shirt, and the only thing on your agenda is relaxing. Life is good.