Details

• Stretch Cotton Blend (98% Cotton / 2% Spandex)
• 8" Length
• Athletic Fit
• Fully Alterable Seat & Waist
• Custom Embroidered Design
• Madras Pattern Waist  & Interior Pocket Liner

Benefits

• Many people are confused about the name of this short, as they believe it odd to hear a Marlin described as merciful. Putting aside the anthropomorphism involved, we can assure you that these people would not be confused if they knew this particular Marlin's despotic history. Suffice it to say that sharks were unfairly blamed for a number of attacks in the early 2010s. Luckily for us, this pointy-nosed beast decided to change his ways.
  
• Whenever you're in a suspicious situation - or any situation, really - you can always get a laugh with the classic, "There's something fishy about this..." and point below your waist.
• PSA: We do not actually advise you to use the above-referenced joke. Our attorneys did not review that joke, and it may or may not have you ejected from reputable establishments.
• These shorts are comfortable, and they set the tone for a party. Pick up a pair, and you'll see what we mean.