Not sure what your current work contract looks like, but these pants automatically give you unlimited vacation days, which you're legally and morally required to take. It's like having a handwritten note from your doctor's office and a voice note from Madame President Selina Meyer; there's no arguing.

As for the pants themselves: they're a drapey delicious Italian linen blend that swings with the breeze, deep-breath-breathes, and is designed to never surprise you with a see-through moment, no matter which direction that golden magic hour light hits you. Comfy elastic waist, barrel leg, patch pockets. If this were 2002, the paparazzi would be all over you. But luckily pants these are flash-proof, too.

Expected in late April.