Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!

• Black faux-patent pasties attached by a gold chain
• Sticky, reusable back (look, in my experience that only lasts so long so after a while you might need some tape)
• Wear them with a quarter cup and then see if anyone isn't completely distracted
• Will arrive in a box which Royal Mail might even not crush!